Saturday, January 3, 2009

I got conned on MSN. By a kid. A kid you would never expect to tell jokes.

[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
1) Pick your Favourite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number.

5) Add the digits together

[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1) Einstein

2) Nelson Mandela

3) Jacob Zuma

4) Tom Cruise

5) Bill Gates

6) Gandhi

7) Brad Pitt

8) Hitler

9) Chaowei

10) Barack Obama

[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator)

[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
just do it  

[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
SHIT
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
 ......
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
it always adds up to u

[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
9

[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
CHAO WEI FAN

[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
Yeah just admit it la

[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
yeah la yeah la
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
my idol la

THE MOST UNEXPECTED GUY TO TELL JOKES. He doesn't fit that image. You would imagine a guy constantly smiling and talkative. He. Was described by his *coughs* ex-gay partner to be a "shy" guy. Take one look at him and you get that impression that he is a cool guy. Succinct with words. Actually reminded me of the 2007 combined camp. I actually asked him if he was there. After much thought. He actually said he was. LOL! I think he was... Just that he was so quiet til the point we didn't even know he was there... And now, LOL! HOW FAR WE'VE COME (Matchbox 20 - a good song).

Epilogue to that convo... with Fei in it... It was even more of a >___________<>

Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
i got ....
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
......
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
i got >....<
[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
 =)
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
.....
[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
its the truth  
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
barack obama   not chaowei
[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
 =.=
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
MAWhAHAHaha
[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
you added wrong
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
nahhh
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
oh yea i did
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
0.0
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
hold on
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
AHAHHAA
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
OMG
[ēŝţнэя] ('.') having a bowl of nutritious instant noodles. Wait. Is there even nutritious instant noodles? says:
do u guys noe maths?
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
OKAY
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
i got hitler 0.0
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
actually got chaowei 
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
-.-
[-ิ_•ิ]ChowMein says:
gosh   added wrong TWICE  
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
nooo
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
i was joking bout hitler
Fёi»『飛非』~ photogenic, im actually ugly in real life T_T says:
-.-


Geee thanks guys. Making my nights bearable actually. *sigh*

SLUMBER PARTY HERE I COME!

1 comment:

Noodle said...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got
the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


(Please scroll down)


(Please keep scrolling down)


(Just a little bit further)


What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

I don't know about you sometimes.
:(